Hey you people! Hola Maria!
Okaaayyy now you gotta be ready for some serious craaay craayy stuff here!!!!
DISCLAIMER: There’s going to be some serious whacko stuff, that you might wonder whether I am insane already and probably possibly maintain a distance from me and this blog. But don’t everrr do that because I love you guys. ❤😆😂
So lets hear this Sunday Diary of mine!
Right. It wasn’t even an entire day. I was home alone from 12:45 pm to 9pm on Sunday. And God, that has to be one of the BEST TIME I’d had for weeks together.
12:45 pm : Bye Mummy! Bye Dad! Byebye baby brother! I’m going to miss you. Have a great time! (They were going out for some shopping) Come back soon!! I’ll be nice and proper, for sure and actually do some work too! *rubs hands*
[ACTUAL VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD: Lol people, please return home as late as you like, because I have no homework and I’m going to ROCK the house. No kidding.]
12:46 : Speakers on, volume up, stage ready…
BAAAMM!! MUSIC ON!!!
Katy Perry’s voice boomed in the speakers.
Turn it upp it’s your favourite song!! Dance, dance, dance to the distortion.. Turn it up, keep it on repeat…
1 pm : Yeahh!! That’s what I did Katy!! Although I love to dance, and that’s what i was doing, I suddenly decided to do this weird octopus dance thingy because um…I quite caught the mood you see. 😂
I started wriggling and shaking my arms out of sync like an octupus, (Hehaaw, hence the name😈) then I was doing a vigorous head shake combined with mad jumps which ensured that my hair became perfectly tangled. (You should try that sometime by the way.)
1:20 pm : *runs around the house
like a maniac.*
1:35pm : *becomes tired* ( Aahaa! REALLYY? Look at that.) Now what?
1:40 pm : Like the weirdest and the maddest of all the craziest people on earth, in Merlin’s name, I started laughing out loud.
And then I realised there was no one to hear me, or listen to me, so I laughed out even louder.
1:50 pm : ………
*gets bored* (yeah yeah *rolls eyes*).
By the way, nice try ‘rocking’ the house.
Aaand soo. I tried talking to Siri. ( How pathetic.)
2:15 pm : So, after providing Siri some enchanting company with my engaging conversational skills (more like non-existant😂), I decided to make some lunch. 😋*rubs hands*
2:30 pm : I didn’t exactly ‘make’ any lunch, because I’m the most terrible cook ever. 😂 So I just had to take everything from the freezer, and heat it.
2:35 pm : *Pretends to be in MasterChef and runs around with all the vessels at NASCAR speed.*
After getting my lunch ready, I decided to do some scrambled eggs, but all that ever came out was an unappetizing looking mess.
2:50pm : *speaks to herself*
3 pm : Speaking (more like SCREAMING and shouting) to myself actually cheered me up. So i went on Netflix and spent an entire hour there which was really cool!! Yay!
4 pm : Still on Netflix
4:30 pm : Wait, did I just tell you that I got a new Bluetooth Karokae Mic?!! (Don’t ask me if I’m a singer…um…oh because the answer is no.😁)
*Sings till her lungs burst*. Yeahh!! That was one of the best, because I became further energised and started dancing again. Umm, real dancing. (No octopuses)
4:45 pm : I jumped and exerted so much to the song, till my body hurt, but still I was really reallyy happy, after so many weeks together. And that feeling is something to die for, I swear.
5:15 pm: I ended up blushing and flushing and a bit sweaty too, but all I could do then was grin like a fool. (Fine, I was alone. In the entire house. There was no one. And I was grinning to myself.) ((Madness again.😂 But a great one, see? 😁))
Alrightt, this post is getting too long. 😂
And its so bad I couldn’t cover what i actually WANTED to say!! Because you have no idea what just happened next!!! But never mind, it’ll all be in an another post. 😁
Oh just kidding😂 If you stayed on till here to the end, then I have to congratulate you💕😅😇
But come on! Before you go all prim and proper, think about this. If you don’t do this now, one day you’ll be as old as heaven and wishing on your knees to support a few dance moves😉
Let your inner madness shine through 💫
Okaay okay😂😂😂 *holds up hands*😂 lol *wink wink*
So what do you think?? (Heck what🤐right?😂😂) *shrugs* lol